The Few, The Proud, The SpoCon Security

Ladies and gentlemen, like so many brave adventurers before you, it is time to answer the heroes call!

Join forces with SpoCon's elite team of security volunteers to slay dragons (not real ones,) protect villagers (Con-goers,) guard booty (not that booty, vendor merchandise, silly,) be a beacon of light in the darkness (tiny LED flashlight,) and guide the lost on their quest for entertainment (give directions.)

Too great a task you say?! Nay! I shall be your Obi-Wan and teach you the ways of the SpoCon Security. These brave souls shall enjoy a place to take a nap for free, and the quiet, satisfying knowledge of a job well done!

Make your mark here to don the Red Shirt and beam down on an away-mission you'll never forget!

Your Captain will contact you shortly.